TOP 11 REJECTED JUSTIN TRUDEAU CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

11. Now 99% Goatee-free
10. Greener Shift
9. Left Wing, Right Hook
8. Hair for Canada
7. Yes and I’d Say it Again Because he is a Piece Of Shit
6. Le petit prince de Papineau
5. Vote Justin Sinclair! (Western Canada only)
4. OMG LIBS SOL. J/K!! UR BFF @JT. PS 420, L8R! LOL #JT4PM
3. Not an American, an Academic, a Socialist, or a Separatist. What else you got, Harper?
2. The National New Energy Program
1. Too Young to Blame For Adscam
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Editor’s note: I’ve met Justin Trudeau a few times and can say he’s a hard-working MP and a good person for whom I have a lot of respect. I wish him luck, as I do all the candidates for Liberal leader. Please give us a good race, a contest of ideas worthy of the word liberal. This is in your best interest, as it will encourage people to register as supporters and help choose a leader. Allowing for that was a great idea, btw, as some pointed out.
PS. Feel free to add your own slogan in the comments
Reader Comments (6)
Well...nobody could convince Sasha to run, so I'm in!
I am Canadian...(can of beer)
My daddy did it, why can't I?
Fuddle Duddle: The Next Generation
Justin time to save Canada
Vote for me and my mom will get you a couple Rolling Stones tickets.